You should ride the train more often:
1. I think it is considered “going green.”
2. If no one sits next to you, you can almost curl up in the fetal position for a light nap.
3. See the countryside of course!
4. Planes are so uppity.
5. Train passengers are far more social, and can be a great way to hear more about the local flavour.
You are top 3 funniest humans alive. Australia is lucky to have you running around the outback.
I LOVE this. Very well said Bankhead, you are the modern day poet of the house. Props.