You know you have been in Melbourne for too long
1. You have seen the promising start, anti-climatic finale, and had a favorite for Australia’s Got Talent.
2. It’s not a joke anymore when you say “Melbin,” “no worries,” or “how ya going.”
3. Jay-walking is not as life threatening, now knowing which way to look first.
4. “4 seasons in a day” is less baffling, but still just as every bit frustrating.
5. You think $7 for a pint is a steal.